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How things are made

From: Ann Heineman (aheinema-state.edu)
Date: Tue Jun 27 2000 - 11:24:06 PDT

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    Dear Folks,

            Here is a light summer funny. Beware, not for the prudish.

    |A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's
    |teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he
    |began to tell her a story as he was putting on his
    |surgical gloves...
    |
    |"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" "No",
    |she said. "Well", spoofed the dentist, "down in Mexico
    |they have this big building set up with a large tank of
    |latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand
    |size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their
    |hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex
    |sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel
    |off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods
    |Crate' and start the process all over again."
    |
    |The old woman just sat there and didn't laugh a bit! Five
    |minutes later, during the procedure, the dentist had to
    |stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
    |
    |The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly
    |thought about how they must make condoms!
    |____________________________________________
    |

    Ann Heineman.....aheinema-state.edu
    Greensview School....Upper Arlington City Schools
    (614)487-5050 ... Voice Mail 487-6456 Box 522 

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